and feather canyons everywhere || a Jade Harley fanmix [listen]

the sky and the dawn and the sun - celtic woman | soldier - ingrid michaelson | just keep breathing - we the kings | touch the sky - julie fowlis | on my way - phil collins | bouncing off clouds - tori amos | dreams - bastille ft. gabrielle aplin | both sides now - hayley westenra | promise - vanessa hudgens | sharada - skye sweetnam

jade fanart by ikimaru

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Fandom: Homestuck
Characters: Jade Harley, Nepeta Leijon, Dave Strider
Relationships: Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
Rating: G
Additional notes: Humanstuck college AU, inspired by puppetamateur’s AU ideas post here

Jade forgets to check that her intended pile of leaves is empty, and ends up with hot chocolate and art museums and a cute girl’s phone number.

9/28/2014 (1:20am) 8 notes

#homestuck#jade harley#nepeta#my adorable girlfriend wrote an adorable fanfic#of course i'm reblogging it →


stand up for girls and women who don’t like to read. stand up for girls and women who can’t read. stand up for girls and women with low IQs. stand up for girls and women who can’t write. stand up for girls and women whose access to education has been prevented. for…

9/5/2014 (1:55am) 21,060 notes

  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

9/5/2014 (1:32am) 57,659 notes






I’m literally crying with laughter over this



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9/5/2014 (1:18am) 5,182 notes



Okay but can I have a really lengthy, in-depth meta about Captain America and his USO girls?

Like how at first these girls are split down the middle on opinions of him… at the start, half are probably thinking this is just a job, just a gig, they’re lucky to find something this cushy during a damn war but god they’re going to have to put up with so much crap from this guy and he’ll probably be a cocky, high-maintenance diva at best or a sexist, womanizing diva at worst. And the other half is probably swooning and hoping they’ll get the chance to hop into bed with that gorgeous Greek god of a man. But the ones who flirt with him soon find he’s a stammering mess of ‘how do converse with dames?’ and soon after give up on trying to worm their way into his bunk because the guy is like a pillar of morality, won’t be budged, won’t compromise.

The girls take bets on whether he’s taken or gay, or both, to the point that it actually becomes a pool between these ladies and the stakes are pretty damn high. They could probably buy some nice war-bonds with that kind of money (snerk). So now some of the girls are probably a little bitter that they can’t be with Steve, but then one night after a show maybe some GI’s get too handsy, or maybe the Senator’s assistant tries to use his position to force one of the dancers into doing something they don’t want, or maybe some fellas got a little too drunk after the show and try their luck. But Steve’s there like some kind of avenging angel, tells the guys to back off, show some respect, no means no. When one sleazeball puts his hand up one of those red-and-white skirts without permission, he clocks the guy so hard he loses three teeth.

After that, the girls collectively just adore him. He’s usually pensive and keeps to himself, reading alone in his room instead of partying and picking up dames, even though they all know he could. He doesn’t drink (even before he knew the serum meant he couldn’t get drunk), but he does offer to escort the ladies back to their rooms after he sees first hand what they deal with on a daily basis. In return, when they see Steve being accosted by a particularly determined gal trying to get into his pants, and he really is just too much of a gentleman to give firm no and walk the hell away, they flutter around him all doting and smiles and accost him back to the hotel. He gives them that little sheepish grin and all his gratitude, and yeah, they have to admit they were completely wrong about him.

Steve Rogers in the modern day being completely supportive of all performers, being a very vocal feminist, and maybe even taking a shine to Stark’s Ironettes. Just not quite in the way Tony does (and maybe he tells Tony to be a little more respectful of his dancers… after all, they’re just trying to make a living).

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#avengers#captain america

9/5/2014 (12:52am) 302,295 notes




how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

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What a waste of space.

did you just


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9/2/2014 (8:37pm) 90 notes


i love you

you love me


with a great big hug and a


won’t you say


#okay i'm sorry but i think this is the best one i've ever seen#rhymezone


I made a Powerpoint!
Feel free to add any info that I left out that you think is important~

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